All Flesh is Grass- Veganism in Glastonbury

 

“You’re no better than Hitler, you lot. It’s not natural. Get a life. It’s people like you that cause all the wars. Vegetables scream when you pull them up so that makes you a murderer. Oh, poor little plant…

Have a burger, hur hur hur…“*

 

Vegans exist in a thin and exhausted scatter across society, occasionally clumping together in the more alternative towns across the country. They can sometimes be found trying to live together in car-free, oil-free, herbivorous, rule-filled communities or communing at a vegan festival stall, eating chocolate cake.

Vegans, Glastonbury and the Bible.

With early Christians mythically and historically tied to Glastonbury, as well as continuing to have a strong religious presence in the town, I feel justified in spending the rest of this post indulging in a brief exploration of God, Christianity and Judaism. I also want to pass on the incredible and righteous results of my biblical research.

Going vegan might well save your soul.